We'll all have a gay ol' time.

My name is Summer. 17, female, mega queer. Enduring an existence in Nowhere, Texas.
Don't expect much from me. I kind of suck.

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

fake-dildo:

birth

rogueficcer:

Third one down.  The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.  But for an accident of melanin, August 9th never would’ve happened.

ernbarassing:

is 2am an emotion

whitekidniall:

GUYS COLORED BRAS ARE NOW BANNED IN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM BC YOU CAN KINDA SEE THEM THROUGH THE SHIRT AND OUR MALE COACHES DON’T FIND IT ACCEPTABLE BC IT’S DISTRACTING WHY ARE THEY OVERSEXUALIZING BRAS ON UNDERAGE GIRLS THEY’RE FUCKING BRAS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING UNDERGARMENTS TO USE I’M SORRY I DIDN’T PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THE WHOLE FEMINIST MOVEMENT THING AND SHIT OH MY GO D

gierlichmypussy:

let’s congratulate the people who made it through school but let’s also congratulate the people who knew it wasn’t right for them and got out.

clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

image

lionessdonotweep:

Happy day of the assassination of the archduke Franz Ferdinand! :)

ask-aph-alfred:

niegelvonwolf:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.

Did you

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.

retrogasm:

Carole Lombard